Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy. Posted onMay 30, 2026
If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones. Posted onMay 28, 2026
I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!” Posted onMay 20, 2026