Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like Professor needs a recess instead of teaching a lesson! πππ Related funny posts π€ Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave. If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great. For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone. Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid! βIs everything okay?β Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.