If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally, a workout for my emotions—angry cardio! 😤😂💪" Related funny posts 🤝 Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real. Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff? Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio. Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.