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Witty quote about wealth and sass, highlighting humorous arrogance and playful attitude.

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Commentary:
"If I had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be rolling in it… and probably mumbling 'up yours' under his breath while polishing the silverware. 💸🤵✨"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, butler, every, expression, humor, i, me, money, sarcasm, saying, someone, time, wealth, yours on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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