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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.