If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the party small-talk Olympics: diving straight into job interviews! 🥇😂👨💼🍸 Related funny posts 😂 “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment. Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”. I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.