If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Brace yourself! π My PowerPoint game is stronger than your Wi-Fi connection! ππ #NerdAlert" Related Funny Quotes π€ If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. βNever let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourselfβ, every kid I ever. They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away? Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question. Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?