If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.