If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oops, my bad! Turns out my 'goodnight' had a snooze button! 😴🔄🤣" Related funny posts 🤝 Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom. I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything. The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.