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You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

May 29, 2026

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

May 29, 2026

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

May 28, 2026

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

May 28, 2026

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

May 28, 2026

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

May 27, 2026

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

May 26, 2026

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

May 26, 2026

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

May 24, 2026

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

May 23, 2026