If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like having a wholesome date with myself! 🌙🎧💁♀️ Related funny posts 🤝 I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself. I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!” I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac. Glory hole but for forehead kisses. My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.