If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time to strategize our pajama game plan—matching plaid or full-on reindeer print? 🛌🎄😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays. Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas. You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you. You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”