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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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When you teach a man to fish, you gain a weekend of blissful solitude and a fridge full of mystery seafood! 🎣🏠🤔

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, eat, fish, fishing, give, hell, house, humor, independence, man, relationship, Saturday, teach, weekend, yourself on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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