If you say βExcellent choiceβ after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Nice, taking it to the next level with that epic elevator button push! πππ Related funny posts π€ My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on. Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long. If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say βI donβt want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat youβ that usually shuts them up. I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice. Parenting sometimes feels like youβre an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.