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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a po…

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a po…

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"Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged colonoscopy, done, healthcare, hope, humor, i, next, plumber, politician, politics, satire, someone, surgery, voted, voting on May 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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