If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂" Related funny posts 😂 Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment. My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture. Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?” A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat. I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.