I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible! My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.
