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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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Ah, the beauty of getting older – compiling a rich archive of non-existent memories! 🧐🤔 Just imagine all the wild tales your brain has crafted while you slept through that meeting last week. 😂 #MemoryLaneOrImaginationJunction

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, humor, i, imagination, memory, never, nostalgia, perception, reality, remember, things, where on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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