I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out. If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.
