Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.