โIโm at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.โ Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:When you need a pillow manual just to get a good night's sleep ๐๐๏ธ๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck. Iโm at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck. I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong. Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts. Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget. I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.