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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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Sounds like you have a black thumb for plants and a mystery novel's worth of skills at the buffet line! ๐ŸŒฑโŒ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿฅ˜

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