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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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Wearing white pants today, so itโ€™s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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What do you mean a baguette isnโ€™t a female bag?

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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Sounds like you have a black thumb for plants and a mystery novel's worth of skills at the buffet line! ๐ŸŒฑโŒ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿฅ˜



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