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In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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Guess the neighbors must be on the naughty list or Santa really needs those air miles! ๐ŸŽ…โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ 

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 20, always, Christmas, door, east, flight, holiday, house, humor, miles, movie, neighbor, never, next, Santa, sleigh on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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