Itβs always a huge relief when Iβm reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, a symptom I donβt have! π π #StillWishingForThatOneThough Related funny posts π No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues. I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. Iβm sick to my stomach. Listen to the birds, not the news. Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.