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I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

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Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦‍♀️🦋

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, boyfriend, date, dating, dating anxiety, expectation, found, humor, i, just, life, love, relationship, sick, single, single life, social, social expectation, stomach on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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