It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Enjoy the oxygen while it lasts! Reality's cardio game is strong! 🏃♂️💨🤣" Related funny posts 🤝 How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine? Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911. As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?