The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When the snooze button and I have a toxic relationship. πβ°π" Related funny posts π€ Iβll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. Waking up has backfired on me so many times. Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.