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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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2 months ago

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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2 months ago

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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2 months ago

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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2 months ago

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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2 months ago

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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2 months ago

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74 shares on Telegram this month:

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

25 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

100 shares on Messenger this month:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

72 shares on X this month:

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

54 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Breaking via Slack:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Going viral on Facebook:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Just shared via TikTok:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Seen just now on Discord:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Going viral on Instagram:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Just landed via Discord:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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