Commentary:
Looks like I need to uninstall Maps too, because I’ve already found where I want to be! 🚫🗺️💘
Funny deleted quotes
Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.
Commentary:
Leveling up my love life one quest at a time! 💘🎮🧙♂️
WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.
Commentary:
WhatsApp's drama department is working overtime with those deleted message alerts! 🎭🙄🔍
I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.
Commentary:
💬 "After deleting more tweets than you can count, it's probably best to stick with temporary body art. Who needs a permanent reminder of their questionable choices, right? 😅💉 #TattooRegrets"
Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.
Commentary:
"Who needs swiping left or right when you can just aimlessly wander the aisles of a grocery store in search of romance? 🛒🤔 Who knows, you might just find your soulmate lost in the frozen foods section! ❄️😆 #LoveInTheProduceAisle"
Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.
Commentary:
"Just doing some social media spring cleaning… you never know when you might suddenly find yourself in the spotlight with a mob of passionate fans at your doorstep! 🧹📱 Better to be safe than sorry, right? 😅 #DeletedTweets #FamousLoveLife"
Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.
Commentary:
"Sure, but you'll only find memes and cat pics in stock today! 📱😂🐱"