I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.