Commentary:
Guess I've been hanging out at the mousetrap buffet this whole time! 🧀😂🐭
Funny colleague quotes
Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.
Commentary:
Back to the grind! Who knew being a "lads of leisure" came with an expiration date? 🤔🔨📅
Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.
Commentary:
Wow, she's been working there so long her first computer probably had a dial-up internet! 🖥️📞😄
Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Commentary:
Trying to keep my personal life and work separate, but my lunch break gossip sessions say otherwise! 😅🤫🤐
Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.
Commentary:
🤪 Don't worry if you feel a bit odd at work – remember, someone out there probably thinks you're their quirky coworker! Embrace your uniqueness, because let's face it, normal is overrated anyway! 🤣 #WeirdAndProud #OfficeAntics
Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.
Commentary:
"Attempting to uncover the mysteries of your coworkers' minds, one staring contest at a time. 👀💭 Just remember: if you start seeing brains, maybe it's time for a coffee break! ☕️😂"
Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?
Commentary:
Ah yes, the legendary mood-vampire colleague 🧛🏼♂️ lurking in every office! They have a PhD in the science of giving you a case of the Mondays on a Tuesday… 😒 #OfficeDrama #AvoidEyeContact
Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.
Commentary:
"Ah, the trifecta of office woes: The chill chum, the famished friend, and the sleepy sidekick. But you? You are the ultimate office unicorn, embodying all three in a majestic display of multitasking magnificence! 🦄❄️🍔😴."
Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.
Commentary:
"Networking more with colleagues sounds like a great idea… until the 10th 'How was your weekend?' conversation in a row 🙃👔 #IntrovertProblems"
I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.
Commentary:
Sending virtual hugs and an emergency supply of caffeine! ☕️😅 Good luck surviving the trust falls!🤞🏻😂