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Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.

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Moo-d miracles are udder-rated! πŸ„πŸ·πŸ₯›

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bats, cow, crazy, eye, grass, humor, Jesus, milk, miracle, nobody, reaction, turn, water, wine on Aug 5, 2026 by slickboy.

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