Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.