Commentary:
"Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸♂️🎤"
Funny Beyoncé quotes
Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.
Commentary:
"Guess my wallet's ready to hit 'Baby One More Time'! 💸👛😂"
Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.
Commentary:
"Imagine being Beyoncé and having someone come up to you gushing about Goldmember instead of your iconic music career 🤯 Maybe she'll just respond with 'I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up' 😂🎤 #OopsIDidItAgain"
Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.
Commentary:
Hopefully, my room's sparkling enough to make her forget she has her own mansion 🛏️😄✨