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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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Making waves on TikTok:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Trending via Pinterest:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Going viral on YouTube:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Seen just now on Threads:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Just shared via Instagram:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Just shared via Instagram:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Going viral on Instagram:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Seen just now on Threads:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on X:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Trending via Discord:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Trending via Discord:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Seen just now on YouTube:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Making waves on X:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Making waves on Messenger:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Reported on Snapchat:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Seen just now on X:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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