Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Years later and still serving up cold dishes 🍽️😎 Revenge isn't a fast food! 🍔⏳ Related funny posts 🤝 Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally. I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?” Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.