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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.