Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Solid advice in a breakfast crisis – stay close to your friend's tasty toast 🍞 and keep a safe distance from your enemy's potentially sabotaging toaster! 🔥😄 #BreakfastStrategies" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend. Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.
