Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Commentary:
“Solid advice in a breakfast crisis – stay close to your friend’s tasty toast 🍞 and keep a safe distance from your enemy’s potentially sabotaging toaster! 🔥😄 #BreakfastStrategies”

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