Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. Commentary:"Solid advice in a breakfast crisis – stay close to your friend's tasty toast 🍞 and keep a safe distance from your enemy's potentially sabotaging toaster! 🔥😄 #BreakfastStrategies" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend. Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.