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Knowing that cats have excellent night vision, and then realizing that if they step on your face in the middle of the night, it’s a decision.

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Cats are just nocturnal ninjas with questionable judgment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒ™

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behavior, cat, cats, decision, excellent, face, humor, knowing, middle, night, night vision, pet, pet behavior, step, vision on Jul 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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