Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like his chest might need an eviction notice! 😂🏠🎙️ Related funny posts 😂 Newborns cry because they’re being evicted. Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol. You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest. One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.