Life hack: Allow yourself 8β12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! β°βπ΄" Related funny posts π€ Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day. If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems. Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep. I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please! I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.