Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, Iām really proud of myself. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Congratulations on your new personal best in decision-making Olympics! šš¤Ŗš Related funny posts š¤ Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves. Hold on, let me overthink this. At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board. Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better. That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.