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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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Congratulations on your new personal best in decision-making Olympics! 🏆🤪🎉

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad choice, bad decision, choice, choices, decision, humor, humorous, making, myself, number, pride, proud, record-breaking, sarcastic, self-deprecating, today on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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