Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like it's time to make a divine wish list! ๐๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ค I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven. My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something. I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin. I think God was high when he made me. Itโs amazing, when itโs your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.