Commentary:
"Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂"
Funny political party quotes
They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.
Commentary:
"Someone please start a 'Let's Not Make Things Worse Than They Already Are' Party! 🙏🎉 It's time for a change from the usual suckiness in politics! 💪😂 #NoMoreSucking"
I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.
Commentary:
"Looks like the 'dumbing down' strategy will have to wait! 😜 Maybe sticking with reality TV for now is the safer bet! 🍻 #CheersToClearMinds"
My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.
Commentary:
Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! 🐶🤣 Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he's advocating for a "pawsome" unity party! 🐾 #Dogtatorship