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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Going bananas on Twitch:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

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80 shares on Telegram this month:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

43 shares on Slack this month:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Going bananas on X:

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Just shared via Slack:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Just landed via WeChat:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Trending via Messenger:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Going viral on Messenger:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Just landed via TikTok:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Going viral on Telegram:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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