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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Witty and playful quote about mixing religious references with internet trolling humor.

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Adding cross emoji and Bible verse to internet persona: โœ… Now to leave wholesome comments and spread kindness! ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“–



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