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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.