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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I jus…

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I jus…

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"Looks like someone's banking on their vocal talents to sleigh the retirement game! 🎤🎅 Who needs a 401(k) when you've got jingle bells and high notes to back you up? 🎶😄 #RockinAroundTheRetirementPlan"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged career, career change, change, Christmas, Christmas song, funny idea, hit, hit song, i, idea, just, learn, music, need, plan, recording, retirement, retirement plan, sing, singing, song on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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