My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just…

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s banking on their vocal talents to sleigh the retirement game! 🎤🎅 Who needs a 401(k) when you’ve got jingle bells and high notes to back you up? 🎶😄 #RockinAroundTheRetirementPlan”

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