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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

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I feel you, it's like I'm secretly auditioning for a slow-motion version of The Fast and the Furious 🚦🏎️⏳

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad luck, commute, driving, every, frustration, going, hell, hitting, humor, light, luck, red, red light, super, super talent, talent, traffic, wherever on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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