Commentary:
Well done, you've officially won the highly coveted Slowest Race trophy! 🏆🐢🚦
Funny red light quotes
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
Commentary:
Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂
Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.
Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic race to the red light, truly a display of unmatched skill and precision 🚗💨 Hats off to you, speedster! May your acceleration always be as enthusiastic as your parking brake game 💥🏁 #SpecialDriver"
Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”
Commentary:
"Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals"
My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.
Commentary:
I feel you, it's like I'm secretly auditioning for a slow-motion version of The Fast and the Furious 🚦🏎️⏳