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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Funny quote about having a superpower: ignoring conversations with intense eye contact.

Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible superpower of selective hearing! ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ’ฅ Who needs invisibility when you can tune out like a pro? ๐Ÿ˜„ Next stop, the superhero Hall of 'Conversations I Pretended to Follow'! ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ"


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