My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible superpower of selective hearing! πŸ™‰πŸ’₯ Who needs invisibility when you can tune out like a pro? πŸ˜„ Next stop, the superhero Hall of 'Conversations I Pretended to Follow'! πŸ’¬πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ"