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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you&#…

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you&#…

Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible superpower of selective hearing! πŸ™‰πŸ’₯ Who needs invisibility when you can tune out like a pro? πŸ˜„ Next stop, the superhero Hall of 'Conversations I Pretended to Follow'! πŸ’¬πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, distraction, eyes, hearing, humor, i, listening, not hearing, right, single, superpower, talking, word on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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