My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor. My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it. Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower. My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.
