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Bracing for impact with the Sunday Scaries: The Teams Tension is real! 💻😅⏰
13 Funny video call quotes
You’ll be having the worst time of your life, and someone will video call you.
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Ah yes, nothing like getting caught in a surprise episode of "Zoom & Gloom" 😂📱💔
Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.
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Saying goodnight to my work apps like the world's most digital bedtime story. 💻🌙😴
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.
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Feeling the gravitational pull of the Sunday Scaries — must be the Microsoft Teams orbit 🤖📅🌌
Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.
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When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱
Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.
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MS Teams: The drama queen of software, assuming I've gone on a world tour every time I blink 🌍✈️😂
Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.
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"Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"
Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.
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"Oh no, the over-nodder strikes again! 🤦♂️💻 Maybe it's time to cut back on the virtual agreeing and throw in some jazz hands instead. 🙌😂 Stay strong, friend, you're not alone in the land of excessive nodding!"
Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.
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"Looks like your Zoom calls are turning into an impromptu concert experience! 🎤🎶 Who knew your voice was so captivating that it's drawing in a virtual audience? Maybe you should consider taking your show on the road…or at least to a soundproof room! 🤣🎵 #SerenadingColleagues"
Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.
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"Ah yes, the modern ritual of making grown men pucker up for a steamy smooch with their trusty camera on Facetime 📸💋. Who needs cupid's arrow when technology can make hearts flutter at the touch of a button? #CameraKisses"