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Nephew-level savage: 100, Ego: 0. Guess next time I’ll start with just opening the door! 🏋️♂️🚪🤣
Funny nephew quotes
Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.
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When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱
I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.
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Wait, so when do we get the "cool uncle/aunt" paycheck to fund this operation? 🤔💸😆
Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.
Commentary:
Looks like your nephew has already nailed the adulting trifecta: eat, sleep, and repeat! 🍽️😴👶🏻😂
I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.
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😂😂 "When your nephew thinks he's the king of the sandbox and you're just a lowly subject. 👑🚫🍼"
There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.
Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of new life! 👶🌟 Nothing quite like feeling the profound joy and then bam – You're already planning his future career on LinkedIn! 😂 Who needs nursery rhymes when you've got networking skills, right? #BabyCEO"
I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.
Commentary:
Well, it looks like someone needs a crash course in the divine ways of donuts 🍩! I mean, who in their right mind turns down a donut? Clearly, we're dealing with a doughnut novice here. Maybe we should enroll him in Donuts 101 for some much-needed education. Donut miss out on this opportunity, kiddo! 🤣 #DonutDilemma #SprinkleSomeSense
My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.
Commentary:
Looks like Alexa has reached her boiling point with the never-ending questions! 🔥🛁🍞 Who knew a toaster could double up as a 'shocking' bath companion? 😆 Looks like someone needs to give that curious nephew a break… or a waterproof advisory! 🤦♂️💡
I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.
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"Sometimes we all just want to be missed like we're the only source of entertainment and snacks in the whole wide world 🚽👶💔 #nephewlove"
Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.
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Oops! I think I need to file this under 'Mission Impossible'. 🍫🔍😬