No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally perfected my "de-shopping" skills ππ π Related funny posts π€ Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab. At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Strict parents raise good liars.