Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're the wise sage to someone who's still learning how to adult ππ§πΆ Related funny posts π€ Welcome to your 40s, you now donβt understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Be the reason someone burns sage. I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up. In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.