Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Achievement unlocked: Pasta Whisperer π₯³π #OnceInALifetime Related funny posts π€ Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if itβs real. Look at you googling it. Not to brag, but I donβt fight with people on the internet. Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today. The words I canβt wait to hear someday, βIβm sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.β Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.