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Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

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Achievement unlocked: Pasta Whisperer 🥳🍝 #OnceInALifetime

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged achievement, ago, amount, brag, bragging, cooking, five, humor, i, measurement, memory, once, pasta, right, time on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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