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Apr 1, 2026

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Humorous text about a seller nervously awaiting a Facebook Marketplace visitor with comedic tension.

Commentary:
When you can't decide if you need to clean up for guests or leave everything as evidence! 😅🪑🔪

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