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Ah, the internet – where keyboard warriors transform into motivational speakers, spreading positivity with the same passion they reserve for trolling. 😂🌈 Let's just hope they find some inspiration themselves amidst all that hate! #KeyboardWarriorsTurnedGurus 🙌

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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